anyway- i heard of a man with three fingers instead of two and what he could do with his fingers was fucking fantastic. instead of using two hands to pick something up, he could use only one hand, and he could also tap his fingers in nice sequences making nicer beats and use his fingers to pleasure women more efficiently (or so they say), but of course such things always come with some shape or form of a disadvantage…like he always has to put in the extra effort to lower one finger when showing the people the peace sign